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2:32 AM.
" Saturday, February 16, 2008

haha! i found the updated version of the lightbulb joke!!! XD it has mjc, ijc, and sajc in it! XD



Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: 4 whole faculties. One faculty to design the new bulb, one faculty to test it out, one faculty to market it and one guy to write a stupid E-mail about lightbulbs.

Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.

Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.

Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They're too busy trying not to get retained.

Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They can study without light. They use moonlight.

Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.

Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change lightbulb?

A: None. They'd use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.

Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a lightbulb is in the first place and to demonstrate (how do you think they're able to change it for ACJC?)

Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: They'd prefer it darker. *hehhehheh*

Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry.

Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: They can't be bothered.

Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They believe in praying for it.

Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They are still using oil lamps.

Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Huh, wat litebarbu...

Q: How many PJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?

A: F*** the lightbulb lah, the principal will do something about it. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire

Q: How many IJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?

A: They don't use light bulbs anymore! They are so new that they use fluorescent lamps now.

Q: Don't you guys wonder who wrote this?

A: TJC!

Q: How many TJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?

A: None. They think they are very bright already.


ahahaha i really think it's damn funny...altho it's being v bad to the schools o.o

anw, TOMORROW'S THE DAY WE'VE ALL (the guas) HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!!!! XDXDXD LAO YU SHENG!!!!!! and k box! i've nvr been to k box before!!!! XDXD

i cant wait to see you guys again!!! we've been seperated for too long and it isnt good for my health T.T esp ppl lyk, ALYBA, ALVIE, AH NIA!!!!!!! I MISS ALL THE EXPLOSIONS WE CREATE TGT AND I DUN CARE TMR MUZ EXPLODE MORE K!!!!!!

hahaha! yea valentine's day was different in mj...i rmb in tkgs i hav to crack my brians to think of a suitable n unique present for the whole class cuz we have 36 ppl...plus my whole bunch of choir friends...plus the GUAs...which r my close friends...yea it was really hectic trying to plan for v day in tkgs! plus everyone gives everyone presents!!!! so by the time the whole V day ended, everyone can be seen carrying huge amounts of presents in a huge bag o.o

yes the feeling there was really nice...it's lyk, everyone's being loved and spreading the warmth of v day! in mj we also exchanged presents la of course! and had lots of goodies and letters and nice hand-made things...but the feeling's just different... T.T

yea anw i'm really looking forward to tmr! so i can see you guys and hang out after so long!!!! XD

SEE ALL OF YOU TMR! DUN PANG SEI K!!! XDXD

I LOVE YOU GUYS!!! XD


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